Left 4 Pwn3d

Ok, I want to post some funny L4D moments. Vidz welcome!

I was playing L4D2 the other day on Dead Center and I was almost was at the gun store with a witch right at the front door. All I had was a rocket launcher and a chainsaw. A horde came, I freaked out and got owned by the with, then my team was killed by the horde.

Okay, so I was playing L4d2 versus in the Parish and I was playing survivors. My friend was a smoker and there wasn't anyone else, just the two of us. He got me from a rooftop after the second safe room and all three of the others were there, no other zombies. They just stood in a circle right by me and watched as I died. I was at full health, so it took FOREVER and they stood there the whole time watching me die.

It's because nobody likes you Typho. Your mother had to be drunk to even CONSIDER breastfeeding you. HuiHuiHui.

Alright, well I decided that rushing would be fun, so I ran ahead...

I screamed "LEEEEERRRRROOOOYYYYYY JENN-" and that was all I could manage to get out, seeing as I got hit by none other then Karma Charger himself, straight into the water.
Funny thing is, I was so surprised by this, but I actually exclaimed "AUUUUUUGGGHHHH DHGYSWDHFAYJDFAHY" into the mic, as if it had been a real life situation.

Combine the two exclamations, it goes a bit like this: "LEEEEERRRRROOOOYYYYYY JENNKKAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHDHGYSWDHFAYJDFAHY"


True story, Bro.

I was playing Dark Carnival right? And I boarded the helicopter with 3HP left. Then a tank throws a rock at me...WHILE I'M IN THE HELICOPTER. And at the EXACT SAME TIME my last living teammate is incapped...And we all had to start over.

And the DIAMONDS doth said, "lulz"

SILENCE! Only the DIAMONDS may say the DIAMONDS doth said X when it comes to his own situations!

And the DIAMONDS doth say to you...NO

(World implodes)

*Somewhere OUTSIDE of the universe, a black hole just opened.*

Captain Falc0wn wrote:

It's because nobody likes you Typho. Your mother had to be drunk to even CONSIDER breastfeeding you. HuiHuiHui.

Well yours didn't have to be drunk when she fed me last night.

Oh, and the story: I was playing Dead Center and we were at the Jimmy Gibbs Jr. Finale trying to fill the car. We had almost all the gas cans in the car, but my IRL teammate was incapped and so was one AI, so it was just me and Rochelle. I was coming down the stairs without a lot of health with the final gas can and I tried to jump onto one of the vendors. Forgetting that the jump isn't as great when you're low on health, I fell a bit short, hit the edge, and got incapped. I was laying there waiting to die when I saw Rochelle coming to help me. I said, "Oh, ok, at least Rochelle is good for something now." right as I finished saying that, she got charged from the side. She was right in front of me too...

Anyway kids, the moral of the story is that Rochelle is still useless and her sammich making prowess could not save her or, far more importantly, me.